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>STICHWÖRTER:
Cartoons | Lustige Bilder | Humor | Witz | Witze | Spaß | lustig | Lachen |
Lächeln | Zeitung | Zeitschrift | Comic | Comics...
>KEYWORDS:
Daily Funnies | Funny | Cartoons | Funny Pages
| Humour | Jokes | Fun | Laughing | Laugh | Smile | Smiling | Hilarious |
Newspaper | Magazine | Sunday Funnies... |
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| “Gee,
Karl, isn't this what we've always wanted? Just you and me and
my cats.” |
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Katzen im Bett |
Romantice Couple in Bed
unpublished |
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Truman Capote
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Capote - Coyote
Canadian Magazine (Canada) |
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Drahtlose Kommunikation |
Wireless Communication
Euromoney (Hong Kong) |
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| “Edna, you brought back the wrong suit!” |
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Geldwäsche
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Money Laundering
Euromoney (Hong Kong) |
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| “I know he looks like he would think for two, but actually he only loses hair for two.” |
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Großer
Kopf |
Big Head
unpublished |
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| “It's become increasingly difficult to find devoted skin personnel.” |
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Krokodile |
Crocodiles' Wear
unpublished |
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Maul halten! |
Shut Up!
unpublished |
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| “My dietician tells me I can eat anything as long as it isn't food.” |
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Diät ohne Essen |
Diet without Food
unpublished |
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| “Dave, when Dr. Monroe said, leave out the fries, I'm sure he didn't mean, eat real crunchy tortilla chips instead.” |
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Chips-Diät
| Healthy Diet
unpublished |
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| “Which of our gifts do you think Mom will like better?” |
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Großes Geschenk
| Large Present
unpublished |
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“There's a good chance that by the time we”re done fighting
obesity we'll have to start fighting wrinkles.” |
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Falten statt fett |
Fighting Obesity
unpublished |
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| “What do you say if we go to arbitration rather than flip a coin?” |
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Mediation |
Arbitration
Euromoney (Hong Kong) |
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| “His new diet consists of sparrow ankles, kolibri skin, and the wings of a dove.” |
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Hundediät |
Dog Diet
unpublished |
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| “You don't accept fat cells, do you?” |
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Fettzellen |
Beggar
unpublished |
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| “You've got to be kidding, Blitzen! Not again!” |
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Rentier
fällt in Kamin |
Reindeer Falls into Chimney
unpublished |
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| “Ladies and gentlemen, until our chairman of the board has been won over by one of the bidders, I am happy to announce we are issuing a second round of beer for all.” |
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Aktionärsversammlung |
Stockholder Meeting
AsiaLaw (Hong Kong) |
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– “OK, we'll have
two holubtsi, no onions, and a kubie burger, and a paska on the side, and
a decaff frappucino, and a Diet Pepsi!”
– “But I want a panzerotto, Baba!” |
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Fast-Food-Restaurant |
Foreign Fast Food
Canadian publication |
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| “Warren! You must have broken the world record in printing out happy faces a million times over!” |
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Drucken | Printing
Smilies
unpublished |
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Dünner Weihnachtsmann | Slim
Santa Claus
unpublished |
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| “Daphne? Peter?” |
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Zuviele
Geschenke | Too Many Presents
Stationery Company, Singapore |
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| “No,
no, no, you're like, I really, really love you,
and you're, like, Whatever!” |
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Jugendlicher Dichter |
Juvenile Playwright
US juvenile publication |
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