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“Hop
right on in, you wussies, I say, yes, we can!” |
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Shark Waters
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“Now, let’s see... if I took the second derivative of
α,
this would yield the new natural constant
β0
which would in turn revolutionize the way we see the
universe today... oops, time for lunch!” |
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Ivory-Tower Math Genius at Work
2nd prize,
"Year of
Mathematics" award |
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On Strike For or Against Something |
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Rise in Rats |
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“Well. It’s comforting to know that all things
have not gotten affected by the crisis, isn’t it?”
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Affected by the Financial Crisis |
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Capote - Coyote
Canadian Magazine (Canada) |
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Banksters Suicide |
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“Edna, you brought back the wrong suit!” |
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Money Laundering
Euromoney (Hong Kong) |
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Choose a Nerd |
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Carl Hansen realized that he may have followed
one or two little tips and tricks too many
to boost his decorating IQ. |
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Over-designed |
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“It’s become increasingly difficult to find
devoted skin personnel.” |
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Crocodiles' Wear |
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Shut Up! |
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“My dietician tells me I can eat anything
as long as it isn’t food.” |
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Diet without Food |
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“Recent polls seem to indicate that 17 people
out of 23 feel
this is the correct result.” |
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Problem Solving
2nd prize,
"Year of
Mathematics" award /
Prospect (UK) |
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“Dave, when Dr. Monroe said, leave out
the fries, I’m sure he didn’t mean, eat real crunchy tortilla chips instead.” |
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Healthy Diet |
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“Which of our gifts do you think Mom
will like better?” |
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Large Present |
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Dreaming of
an Orderly Place
Psychology Heute (Germany) |
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“There’s
a good chance that by the time we’re
done fighting obesity we’ll
have to start fighting wrinkles.” |
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Fighting Obesity |
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“His new diet consists of sparrow ankles,
kolibri skin, and the wings of a dove.” |
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Dog Diet |
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“You don’t accept fat cells, do you?” |
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Beggar
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“You’ve got to be kidding, Blitzen! Not again!” |
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Reindeer Falls into Chimney |
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– “So you don’t think this is weird at all, Anatol?”
–
“Absolutely. There should be an
ε0
in the second integral as opposed to an
ε.” |
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Missing Variable
2nd prize,
"Year of
Mathematics" award |
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Slim
Santa Claus |
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“Brother, can you spare a billion?” |
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Too Many Presents
Stationery Company (Singapore) |
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“Daphne? Peter?” |
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Too Many Presents
Stationery Company (Singapore) |
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